with The Karate Hacker
hack·er
noun
- a person who uses computers to gain unauthorized access to data.
- a person or thing that hacks or cuts roughly.
I AM THE ORIGINATOR OF KARATE HACK.
I HAVE TRAINED IN KARATE FOR HALF A CENTURY.
I WENT THE TRADITIONAL ROUTE AND SLEPT ON THE FLOOR IN MY TEACHER’S SCHOOL IN JAPAN JUST TO GET THOSE NUGGETS OF WISDOM THAT YOU HEAR ABOUT.
I NEVER EARNED A CENT FROM PASSING ON WHAT I LEARNED.
I DIDN’T PRACTICE SPORT KARATE, SCORE POINTS OR WIN TROPHIES. IF THAT KIND OF THING IMPRESSES YOU, LEAVE NOW.
I DEFENDED MYSELF SUCCESSFULLY AGAINST ATTACKERS ON THE STREET … AND ALSO ATTACKERS IN THE KARATE WORLD.
YOU SEE, IT WAS WHEN I STARTED SLAYING THE SACRED COWS OF MARTIAL ARTS THAT PEOPLE REALLY TRIED TO KILL ME. THERE ARE LOTS OF VERY SCREWED-UP PEOPLE IN MARTIAL ARTS, BY THE WAY (AND THERE ARE ALSO GOOD ONES).
MY TRAINING PHILOSOPHY IS TO FOCUS ON THE SIMPLE, RELIABLE, LIFE-SAVING MOVES THAT WERE THE BASIS OF ORIGINAL KARATE BEFORE IT BECAME MODERNIZED AND COMMERCIALIZED.
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, I HATE BULL. AND YOU WON’T GET ANY HERE.
WHAT YOU WILL GET WON’T BE POLITICALLY CORRECT, OR ENDORSED BY OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE FIGHTING BIZ, OR TAUGHT AT NATIONAL TRAINING SEMINARS.
THE GOAL OF THIS DOWN-TO-EARTH COURSE IS TO GIVE YOU EFFECTIVE SELF-DEFENSE SKILLS IN A SHORT TIME THAT ANYONE CAN DO.
WHEN I SAY “ANYONE”, HERE’S AN EXAMPLE:
I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN. I’M 5’6”. I HAVE KIDNEY DISEASE (LOOK UP WHAT THAT DOES TO YOUR MUSCLES AND ENDURANCE). I’VE LOST FLEXIBILITY. I HAVE TENDON AND LIGAMENT DAMAGE.
AND I CAN FIGHT BETTER THAN I EVER DID. BECAUSE I CONCENTRATE ON THE SMART STUFF.
IT WORKS BECAUSE IT IS STRATEGICALLY SOUND, AND YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING AT ALL (IN FACT, THAT’S PROBABLY AN ADVANTAGE!). EVEN IF YOU ARE SMALL, WEAK, OR ARE AN OLD COOT LIKE ME.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN ATHLETE TO DO ANY OF THIS. THIS IS NOT SPORT KARATE OR ANYTHING LIKE IT. THESE ARE THE OLD-STYLE METHODS THAT ENABLED A 52 YEAR-OLD POT-BELLIED OKINAWAN TO CLIMB IN THE RING WITH A PRO BOXER AND DESTROY HIM WITH AN OPEN HAND. THE FIRST BOUT BETWEEN BOXING AND KARATE IS AN ALMOST FORGOTTEN EVENT (LOOK IT UP).
YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
MAYBE YOU TRIED OTHER THINGS THAT PROMISED TO MAKE YOU THE PERSON YOU WANTED TO BE … AND IT DIDN’T WORK OUT.
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THIS COURSE IS FOR:
(1) SOMEONE WHO IS SICK OF, OR SCARED OF, BEING VICTIMIZED
(2) SOMEONE WHO ALREADY DOES MARTIAL ARTS BUT IS FRUSTRATED
WHO IT IS NOT FOR:
- SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE BRUCE LEE
- SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO ADD ANOTHER BLACK BELT TO THE COLLECTION
- SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SHOW OFF HIS FANCY SKILLS
- SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO FIGHT
IF YOU QUALIFY FOR MEMBERSHIP, YOU WILL BE GIVEN A STEP-BY-STEP TRAINING PROGRAM THAT WILL GIVE YOU SOLID SKILLS. WE DON’T JUST SHOW YOU HOW TO DO SOMETHING, WE EXPLAIN THE TIME-TESTED PRINCIPLES BEHIND IT AND GIVE YOU A FOOLPROOF WAY TO DEVELOP THOSE SKILLS AT HOME WITHOUT A LOT OF EQUIPMENT AND EXPENSE.
YOU WILL ALSO BE PART OF OUR COMMUNITY THROUGH OUR ONLINE FORUM, WHERE YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS, COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER KARATE HACKERS, AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
You will have to tell us in your own words why you want this knowledge. It can be long, it can be short. But it must be TRUE. Your information will never be shared with anyone.
Naturally, we are particular about who we share with. This material is like a loaded gun. We don’t want it getting into the hands of those who would use it aggressively.
First and foremost, old style karate has a strong philosophy. It is a point of honor that we take care of our own, and commercial motives aren’t even a close second.